(Gary’s rendition commemorating the Fat Chance victory over Grouchy’s)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
by Gary Branin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cocky, loud, mean and nasty,
Rowdy, bad and rude.
Their nickname “Grouchies\u201d only fit
If in their better mood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They came to play, they came to win,
Their fans they came to cheer.
We showed up with our cooler cups
And ice chests full of beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They had no fear and no doubt
That with us the field they’d wipe.
lt seemed our biggest hits that night
Were off of Moglie’s pipe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the sixth, with two runners on
No outs, we were sure to score.
But 1,2,3 they called them out
Those batters 2, 3, and 4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So in the seventh inning,
Our chances looked anything but FAT.
With one man on, two men out
And the scrubbers up to bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Feeling that they had it won,
They commenced to riot.
After all, we needed four to win
And at least three to tie it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One batter later a man on third,
And one on first somehow.
Gorby called for a third base coach,
And yelled \u201clet\u2019s win this now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The pitcher looked to first,
Rolled his eyes, and said, \u201cYou\u2019re dreamin\u2019\u201d
But it was his worst nightmare,
When Scott sent his pitch a screamin\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As two runners crossed the plate,
Our wounds were quickly healin\u2019
As they\u2018d just gotten to the ball,
And Scott was really wheelin\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now we were going nuts,
We jumped for joy, we couldn’t hide it.
We only needed one to win,
As Scott’s homerun had tied it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some said we’ve not the talent,
Some said we’ve not the brain.
One thing we lacked for sure that night,
Was a brakeman on that train.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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